I am uninteresting and uninventive

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet) 07/28/2015 at 17:39 • Filed to: None

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If you had a BMW 540i Tourer, raped it for all of it’s weighty natural resources and had a resulting drivable bare shell, with no fucks given and ridiculous weight reduction (see: holes drilled anywhere and everywhere), with various cheap-but-effective performance enhancements, what would you call it?

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HammerheadFistpunch > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 17:45

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Liability.

My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 17:45

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The Tourero and give it horns.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > HammerheadFistpunch 07/28/2015 at 17:48

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Land Rover owner here. Well versed.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start 07/28/2015 at 17:50

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Oppo has too many horns already. I can count at least two.

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 17:52

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The Draggin Wagon

The Tourent

Tourmentor

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coelacanthist > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 17:53

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Dare I ask? To what end?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > coelacanthist 07/28/2015 at 17:57

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That would be telling, but there are two options for a vehicle such as this. The start of one of those options is as above.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? 07/28/2015 at 17:58

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I think Tourmentor will be pretty apt.

Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 19:00

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Best go back to the Bavarian roots with this...

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Tohru 07/28/2015 at 19:28

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Jawohl!

Although I may have to go with

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Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 19:39

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Zombi Kombi is completely acceptable.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Tohru 07/28/2015 at 19:41

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You will be credited

Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 19:48

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WITNESS ME, BROTHER! VALHALLA AWAITS, SHINY AND CHROME!

Conan > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 20:26

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Amazing.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/28/2015 at 22:33

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Dragon Wagon

pip bip - choose Corrour > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/29/2015 at 04:27

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Kinjad

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/29/2015 at 08:22

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Could also use “Tour de Force”